a WoMaN LiKe Me

Do you think you can love a woman like me? I’m pretty difficult and I don’t read in between the lines real well.I’m not really into trusting people, it’s almost pointless.I like to walk around the house in a t-shirt and socks [pants optional].If you walk out the door without explanation, I’m not the one who’s going to chase you. Love, I believe in it, but I’m not a fan of it.Do you think you can love a woman like me?I overanalyze a situation way too hard, especially when it makes no sense to me.I’ll admit, I’ve been hurt in the past, but I’m not the type to bring it into my future in a negative way.I use to put others first and for the first time in my life; I love me more than ever.I guess you can say my Ego has a name…we call her Dyferent.I might try to pick a fight with you if I see that you are capable of being pushed.I’m really picky.Do you think you can love a woman like me? I’d rather lie on the couch and watch a movie.Being mushy in public is the dumbest thing ever, no matter how much I like you.I’m at the point where I can’t hold my anger in.If I’m stressed out, everyone around me is going to know it.Drama isn’t really my thing; I’d like to think of myself as a laid back person.It’s only a few people I’ll immediately admit if I’m wrong, you might not be that person.Do you think you can love a woman like me?I clean the hell out of some stuff, but I haven’t learned to cook, I was traumatized at a young age.If I could do it for a living and live comfortably, I’d sleep majority of my day away.Kissing is the sexiest thing ever to me.I often make excuses and really bad ones at that.If you think [Youu] can love a woman like me then be my guest. It’s not an easy task.But I believe I’m up for the challenge.Who am I kidding, [Youu] know me better than I know myself…don’t [Youu]?