I.ve Never LMAO So Much

Man. I don.t know if it.s me or these chicks out here but boy I tell ya, I get buckets of laughs daily. These Facebook "like" pages are the source of my giggles these days. The one that sent me into the "giggle of the week" was: "I see you.re dating my ex, how do I taste.

*Rolls eyes into throat*

SERIOUSLY??
Soo, never mind that your selfish, insecure, or childish ways was the reason you are WITHOUT him anymore. I guess we forgot about all the lies that were told and all the heartache you caused to drive your ex into another woman.s arms. What in the hell happened to taking defeat and moving on? Why must females resort to ridiculous ways in order to "make themselves feel better"? NEWS FLASH SMART GUYS: Being a complete and total BITCH isn.t going to get the man that you claim you love back. Keying cars, bleaching clothes, making empty threats only causes headaches for you and laughs for everybody else. I don.t know, maybe it is just me but I just don.t see the point in it. I.ve had to deal with females like this on more than one occasion and I.ve heard stories on 9 others. I just can.t wrap my head around what would drive someone to this madness. You lost! Take your L like a big kid, go dust yourself off, and try again....but with someone else! It.s kind of similar to being traded because Coach wasn.t happy with your performance any longer. So you got benched to see if you would improve with the team rules but you didn.t...so away you go.
So all the chicks liking that page knowing good and damn well YOU were the cause of YOUR unhappiness, here.s my response to it:
THANK YOU! Thank you for being the biggest bitch he.s ever had to deal with. If you did your job as a girlfriend, he.d be with you. Loving you. Caring for you. Supporting your dreams and aspirations. Your fuck up was my pick up and I tell you what...it was a swell move. So I speak for ALL women who have ever the privilege to take a heart-broken man and show him that it is possible to love, WE APPRECIATE YOUR SCREW UP!

-Sincerely, Dyf-

WHY?? Help Me Toddler Jesus To Understand.

SERIOUSLY?? I would say I have no words for this foolishness but most of you know this is a LIE! What in Jesus name was this child thinking?? Do these kids think that a baby is a cute accessory these days? "THERE.S A PERSON IN THERE!" I can.t wrap my peanut head around the idea of this. Who thought this was a bright idea? Poor child. When she gets older and sees this I feel she should be legally allowed to box both parties involved. This is madness. Actually, it.s insane and I.m just amazed at the FOOLISHNESS involved in this. Sad.

A Hardy Laugh

My New Favorite Song

Those who know me, KNOW I.m not a Gucci fan BUT I must give it to the guy, this is creative. As usual, the beat is sick AND I was shocked to know that one of my favorite hip hop artist is featured on this. Mr. Kweli did NOT disappoint me with his verse. It.s sick....

I Be Jammin

Now everybody is familiar with the power couple Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith but lately it seems to be their kids who are making the most noise. Trey and Jaden have taken the world in the palm of their hands with football and movies but little Willow has made a HUGE impact with this new song, "Whip My Hair"(found on playlist). How and why this very mature 9-year old is KILLING most of the chicks in the game with this one song blows my mind. The beat, the lyics...GENIUS! Shout out to the Roc Nation for grabbing this one. If managed right, she is about to hurt some feelings in the industry.

I Lovey Me Some Drake

Ran across this fabulous picture of my fantasy land boyfran. Sept. 20th edition of Jet. Guess I.ll be purchasing my 1st copy in EVER. Support. Love. Respect.

I Shat A Nation.

If you do not laugh at this, something is terribly wrong with you. I don.t even do youtube videos so finding this was a shot in the dark.

Top of the Dome

This is just how I.m feeling...

Where I am now is COMPLETELY unplanned.
This wasn.t my idea.
I.m convinced it was His.
I.ve cried more in the past 45 days then I.ve cried in my recovery to find myself.
But it was a different cry.
A cry from a place that I forgot exsisted.
Tears of joy.
Happiness.
Understanding.
I NEVER would have guessed I.d be here this soon.
But I am and I love it.
I.ve hid my feelings from myself in fear of them getting tarnished...again.
I stopped running.
I.m a little more mushy than I.ve EVER been in my life.
I.m ok with this.
I.m a LOT more open than I.ve ever thought I.d be.
But not to everybody, just some.
The past doesn.t run Dyferent anymore.
Tiffany does.
And both of them are in fact, happy.