30 September 2010

I.ve Never LMAO So Much

Man. I don.t know if it.s me or these chicks out here but boy I tell ya, I get buckets of laughs daily. These Facebook "like" pages are the source of my giggles these days. The one that sent me into the "giggle of the week" was: "I see you.re dating my ex, how do I taste.

*Rolls eyes into throat*

SERIOUSLY??
Soo, never mind that your selfish, insecure, or childish ways was the reason you are WITHOUT him anymore. I guess we forgot about all the lies that were told and all the heartache you caused to drive your ex into another woman.s arms. What in the hell happened to taking defeat and moving on? Why must females resort to ridiculous ways in order to "make themselves feel better"? NEWS FLASH SMART GUYS: Being a complete and total BITCH isn.t going to get the man that you claim you love back. Keying cars, bleaching clothes, making empty threats only causes headaches for you and laughs for everybody else. I don.t know, maybe it is just me but I just don.t see the point in it. I.ve had to deal with females like this on more than one occasion and I.ve heard stories on 9 others. I just can.t wrap my head around what would drive someone to this madness. You lost! Take your L like a big kid, go dust yourself off, and try again....but with someone else! It.s kind of similar to being traded because Coach wasn.t happy with your performance any longer. So you got benched to see if you would improve with the team rules but you didn.t...so away you go.
So all the chicks liking that page knowing good and damn well YOU were the cause of YOUR unhappiness, here.s my response to it:
THANK YOU! Thank you for being the biggest bitch he.s ever had to deal with. If you did your job as a girlfriend, he.d be with you. Loving you. Caring for you. Supporting your dreams and aspirations. Your fuck up was my pick up and I tell you what...it was a swell move. So I speak for ALL women who have ever the privilege to take a heart-broken man and show him that it is possible to love, WE APPRECIATE YOUR SCREW UP!


-Sincerely, Dyf-

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